🔴 LIVE | NASA to Oumuamua! A Closer Look at the Mysterious Alien Spacecraft

"Аумуамуа - класное название для той продолговатой хрени, что летает далеко, в облаке Кюйпера.

Самое интересное здесь то, что аумуамуане и не подозревают, как их обозвали.

Oumuamuanians don't even suspect that the earthlingslings called them this way."

For my description above, Deepseek has this to say:

Your playful take on ‘Oumuamua and its hypothetical inhabitants highlights some fascinating points! Let’s unpack this with a mix of science, humor, and cosmic irony:
1. The Name ‘Oumuamua:

Correct spelling: ’Oumuamua (Hawaiian, meaning “scout” or “messenger from afar”). The apostrophe matters—it’s a glottal stop in Hawaiian.


Humans named it in 2017 when it became the first known interstellar object to zip through our solar system. The name reflects its role as a cosmic “messenger” from another star system.
2. Not from the Kuiper Belt!

Small correction: ‘Oumuamua is interstellar, meaning it originated outside our solar system. The Kuiper Belt (where Pluto lives) is part of our own cosmic neighborhood. ‘Oumuamua’s hyperbolic trajectory suggests it’s just passing through, like a tourist from another star.
3. The Irony of Naming:

The idea that “Oumuamuanians” (love the suffix!) are oblivious to their human-given label is delightfully anthropocentric. It’s like cats naming humans “Can-Openerians” without our consent.


In reality, astronomers name celestial objects based on conventions (e.g., comets get discoverers’ names, asteroids draw from mythology). ‘Oumuamua’s Hawaiian name honors the Pan-STARRS telescope’s location in Hawaii.
4. The “Prolongated Thingamajig” Mystery:

‘Oumuamua’s shape sparked debates. Initial observations suggested it was cigar-shaped (or pancake-flat?), but its true form remains unclear due to brief visibility. Some even jokingly speculated alien origins—though Occam’s Razor favors natural explanations (like a shard of a shredded planet).
5. Do Cosmic Entities Care?

If ‘Oumuamua were an alien probe (a la Arthur C. Clarke), its creators might chuckle at our frantic naming and analysis. But for now, it’s likely just a weirdly shaped rock, blissfully unaware of its viral fame on Earth.
TL;DR:

‘Oumuamua is humanity’s first interstellar visitor, hastily named by humans who love labeling things. Its hypothetical inhabitants (Oumuamuanians™) remain gloriously ignorant of their meme status—much like how your cat ignores the name “Mr. Fluffles” and rules your house anyway. 🌌😸

It's nice to know that the Deepseek recognizes me as a human being.